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    • Greeting card with a rabbit holding a piece of toast and 'A Toast to You!' text on a beige background.
    • Card with illustrations of three chickens and text 'Three French Hens' on a beige background.
    • Card with illustration of birds perched on a vintage telephone, featuring the text 'Four Calling Birds'.
    • Card with a cow illustration that reads "I'm lactose intolerant".
    • Card with a mouse illustration that says "I put my head in traps for the thrill of it"
    • Card with illustration of a cat in a drink that reads "CATATONIC".
    • Card with a black lab in a lab coat with a testing set up. Text above reads "All food must go to the lab for testing".
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a whippet wearing sunglasses and a sweater, with the text 'WHIPPET' and 'WHIPPET REAL GOOD'.
    • Illustration of a mole in detective's clothing, leaning over a pile of dirt saying "Someone's been adding soil to my garden..." Text below reads "The plot thickens!"
    • Illustration of a grey cat with a clear cone around its neck and a scoop of ice cream on its head. Text above reads "Get well soon (ice cream helps)".
    • Illustration of a dog with a cone around its neck, drinking from a cocktail shaker. Text above reads "Get well soon (a stiff drink helps!)"
    • An illustration of a fan with mushrooms coming towards it. Text reads "When shiitake hits the fan, you can count on me!"
    • Illustrated card with Peking Duck theme featuring ducks, a teapot, and a bowl on a white background.
    • An illustration of two pointer dogs and a rooster, with the text "Don't you know, it's rude to point!"
    • Card with a dog illustration and text 'You're how old in dog years?' on a white background.
    • Greeting card with dogs peeking around a door and text "We heard there was cake!" on a white background.
    • A greeting card with a brown envelope behind it. The card features an illustration of a giraffe with a black bar covering its eyes, with the text 'GUESS THE ANIMAL TO WIN A BIRTHDAY DRINK' and 'YOURE BUYING!' on an off-white background.
    • Card with an illustration of a cat with a mouse wrapped in wrapping paper and text 'I got you a surprise. You'll never guess!' on a beige background.
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a chocolate lab with a striped party hat on, and a champagne glass on its back with the text "Bottoms Up!" on a white background.
    • Birthday card with a hamster wearing a party hat and holding a bar of soap with the text 'Forget clean eating, it's your birthday!'
    • Birthday card with a duck wearing a party hat and text 'This birthday card contains fowl language. QUACK!'
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a squirrel holding a cake with dandelions in place of candles. The text on the card reads "Make a birthday wish!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a black and white dog in front of a bunch of presents unwrapped. The text reads "I checked your presents, none are tennis balls!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a tan and white dog wearing a party hat, scooting its backend on the floor. the text reads "Itching to wish you a happy birthday!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a bobcat wearing a gold and black robe, holding a pipe in one hand, and leaning against a white pillar. The text on the card reads "Bobcat. I prefer Robert Cat."
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a corgi sitting at a table with a lamp shining on its face. Something can be seen hiding in its mouth, as a german shepherd stands on the other side of the table dressed in a police uniform. The text reads "I'll ask you one more time, what is in your mouth?"
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a black and white french bulldog wearing a black and white striped shirt, and a red beret and scarf. A text bubble above the dog has a censored explitive and the text on the card reads "Pardon my frenchie".
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a small white dog talking on a red rotary phone. A treat sits broken in half next to the dog, and the text on the card reads "Police? Yes, my owner broke a treat in half and said it was two treats."
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    HESTER & COOK | Bewilderbeest Cards

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    This "Proudly Absurd" brand, based in the UK, delights recipients with animal illustrations featuring cheeky and witty phrases.
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    • Card with a wolf illustration that reads "Wearing sheep's clothing makes me feel liberated".
    • Greeting card with a rabbit holding a piece of toast and 'A Toast to You!' text on a beige background.
    • Card with illustrations of three chickens and text 'Three French Hens' on a beige background.
    • Card with illustration of birds perched on a vintage telephone, featuring the text 'Four Calling Birds'.
    • Card with a cow illustration that reads "I'm lactose intolerant".
    • Card with a mouse illustration that says "I put my head in traps for the thrill of it"
    • Card with illustration of a cat in a drink that reads "CATATONIC".
    • Card with a black lab in a lab coat with a testing set up. Text above reads "All food must go to the lab for testing".
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a whippet wearing sunglasses and a sweater, with the text 'WHIPPET' and 'WHIPPET REAL GOOD'.
    • Illustration of a mole in detective's clothing, leaning over a pile of dirt saying "Someone's been adding soil to my garden..." Text below reads "The plot thickens!"
    • Illustration of a grey cat with a clear cone around its neck and a scoop of ice cream on its head. Text above reads "Get well soon (ice cream helps)".
    • Illustration of a dog with a cone around its neck, drinking from a cocktail shaker. Text above reads "Get well soon (a stiff drink helps!)"
    • An illustration of a fan with mushrooms coming towards it. Text reads "When shiitake hits the fan, you can count on me!"
    • Illustrated card with Peking Duck theme featuring ducks, a teapot, and a bowl on a white background.
    • An illustration of two pointer dogs and a rooster, with the text "Don't you know, it's rude to point!"
    • Card with a dog illustration and text 'You're how old in dog years?' on a white background.
    • Greeting card with dogs peeking around a door and text "We heard there was cake!" on a white background.
    • A greeting card with a brown envelope behind it. The card features an illustration of a giraffe with a black bar covering its eyes, with the text 'GUESS THE ANIMAL TO WIN A BIRTHDAY DRINK' and 'YOURE BUYING!' on an off-white background.
    • Card with an illustration of a cat with a mouse wrapped in wrapping paper and text 'I got you a surprise. You'll never guess!' on a beige background.
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a chocolate lab with a striped party hat on, and a champagne glass on its back with the text "Bottoms Up!" on a white background.
    • Birthday card with a hamster wearing a party hat and holding a bar of soap with the text 'Forget clean eating, it's your birthday!'
    • Birthday card with a duck wearing a party hat and text 'This birthday card contains fowl language. QUACK!'
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a squirrel holding a cake with dandelions in place of candles. The text on the card reads "Make a birthday wish!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a black and white dog in front of a bunch of presents unwrapped. The text reads "I checked your presents, none are tennis balls!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a tan and white dog wearing a party hat, scooting its backend on the floor. the text reads "Itching to wish you a happy birthday!"
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a bobcat wearing a gold and black robe, holding a pipe in one hand, and leaning against a white pillar. The text on the card reads "Bobcat. I prefer Robert Cat."
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a corgi sitting at a table with a lamp shining on its face. Something can be seen hiding in its mouth, as a german shepherd stands on the other side of the table dressed in a police uniform. The text reads "I'll ask you one more time, what is in your mouth?"
    • Greeting card with an illustration of a black and white french bulldog wearing a black and white striped shirt, and a red beret and scarf. A text bubble above the dog has a censored explitive and the text on the card reads "Pardon my frenchie".
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a small white dog talking on a red rotary phone. A treat sits broken in half next to the dog, and the text on the card reads "Police? Yes, my owner broke a treat in half and said it was two treats."
    • A greeting card with an illustration of a baby otter sitting in a high chair with a pacifier in its mouth, holding a menu. A stork stands next to the high chair with a bottle of milk. The text on the top of the card reads "New baby!" and a text bubble above the stork reads "May I recommend the house white?"
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